I want a BDAY Party at Lanai downtown Austin! SEPT 18th! I want DJs to play my music and I want a girl that looks like Pamela Courson to dance with me. And I want a cake and a bottle of Dom Perignom champahne. It’d be kool to if Dale Dudley can be there to to put the event on KLBJ! I’m serious! Please help contact these peoples and owners of Lanai and make my birthday wish come true!!!!! Romeo Rose
************** Attention COREY FELDMAN, please get in contact with me ASAP!!!!! I’ve got a project lined up that would be perfect for you to do a cameo in!
I am still trying to find a girlfriend.
I am trying to find a girlfriend that looks like Pamela Courson.
My birthday (September 18th) is coming up on Sept 18th and I’d like to have someone special to share it with, or if nothing else at least some really great birthday sex with a hot redhead!
If anyone in Austin knows of a girl that resembles Pamela Courson please let her know that I will be her Jim Morrison!
I can’t afford to pay you any finders fee, but I do believe that you will be rewarded with good karma for helping the lonely soul that is me.
OK, I am willing to sell my trademark guitar Juliet for $1,500
I’ve decided if my guitar Juliet does not sale I will have no other choice but to set up a pay per view and set it on fire on a live internet broadcast to paid viewers only…
This is why I never tip anyone at restaurants
I am trying to make some supplemental income, I am an starving Artist, so if there’s anyone in Austin that has a dog or children and you need a baby sitter or pet sitter please contact me, I would be happy to watch your kids or your pets. I only charge $10 a hour. Email me, serious inquires only, firstname.lastname@example.org
I will not babysit any kids of the age that still wear diapers, I don’t change diapers, sorry.
I can provide references upon request.
I am forced to sell my beloved custom 1 of a kind guitar Juliet.
$2,500 FIRM non-negotiable price.
Guitar is the world famous carved guitar as seen in this video
Email me if interested in purchasing this piece of music history.
Local sales only. (Austin, Texas)
I only accept cash.
To sweeten the pot, I will also include the Black Panthers T Shirt I wore on the Huffington Post, as well as the RR necklace you see in many of my videos, my black hat with all the crowns on it, and my gold and black coat made by Shrine you see in many of my videos. I will also include my guitar strap that has my name embroidered on it.
Me and Susan.